Well. Future-child (as he/she will henceforth be known as) will clearly be needing one of these. Just wondering how much extra anchoring you'd need to make it adult sized? Hmmm
And if you're wondering how one might go about fashioning oneself one of these bad boys, the folk over at Apartment Therapy have kindly posted some instructions here
Hooks into the ceiling so you can put it up and down as you please! Noice!